Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Ten Truths About Yoga

1. Yoga is not a once a month activity. To truly get the full benefits of yoga, you must practice. Consistently. Think of it this way: If you were trying to lose weight, would you exercise just once a week? Whatever your goal is with yoga, you will reach it quicker the more you do it.. same as any other activity. However, this is not to say that if your schedule doesn't permit you to come more than once a month, that you shouldn't come. An hour of relaxation and meditation is better than none at all.


2. Yoga can help you lose weight and maintain the loss. It may not seem cardio or weight bearing but yoga is both. Think about plank pose... not only are you lifting your entire body weight, but you are breathing while you do it. Think that's not cardio? Remember aerobics? Aero... Air? Trouble is, most folks don't practice consistently enough to see the results from their practice. See #1. It makes me sad to see people torturing themselves in a gym class, thinking they have to be unhappy to make themselves fit-- does that make sense to you? If you like lifting weights and running, by all means do it, but if you don't, try yoga. You will be surprised. The practice of maintaining presence is very helpful for making food choices as well.



3. Yoga is not nap time. Every single pose in yoga is designed to relieve toxins, break up energy blocks and create balance and stability to your body and mind. The relaxation pose at the end of class is a time for your body to assimilate the process and to achieve a meditative state. However:



4. Yoga and Meditation are one. Yep, every pose... not just the relaxation at the end. The instructions to put yourself in an uncomfortable position and breathe through it is the same. We are all different. For some of us, relaxation pose is the toughest because we must keep moving... while others have a harder time just holding a pose without getting antsy. Others find a flowing sun salutation more challenging because they have to have complete silence and lack of movement to concentrate. This is exactly why we do so many different things in each class. We are perfecting our concentration skills, in all areas, hence learning to meditate... no matter what. Think of a balance pose. Think what happens when you lose focus, whether in your mind or with your eyes. Meditation is the same.



5. Every Bit of Yoga is a Metaphor for Your Life. I have literally had people walk out on me in disgust upon suggesting that how they approach a Warrior pose is how they handle crisis in their life. Read #4. Do you have to keep moving? Do you get antsy if you are still? Can you concentrate if there is chaos around you? Are you balanced? If you have any doubt about what's really going on in your life, come to yoga, it will give you the answers. The pose gets tough, do you bale out? Or clench every muscle in your body and hold on for dear life? Learning to hold a pose using your breath to keep you calm and relaxed is great training for life. We cannot control what is around us... but we can learn to control our response to it.



6. There is No Substitute for a Group Yoga Class. Sorry guys, this is not about money. Now, I am not saying that Wii Fit Yoga and Fit TV Yoga doesn't have it's place. If you can't get to a class, sometimes a DVD makes all the difference to keeping up your practice... I do them myself all the time. BUT the exchange of energy and smiles and the opportunity to spend time with like minded spirits cannot be surpassed. Plus, the opportunity to have a qualified teacher look at your poses and help you make the adjustments needed can be the difference between pain and pleasure. Which brings me to the next one...



7. Yoga Should Not Hurt. If you've been to one of my classes, this is no secret. If it hurts.. you are doing it wrong. Period. Part of the discipline of yoga is staying present to how your body feels..to honor your body, as well as challenge it. We find our edge, the place where we are working hard but not feeling pain. We hover there, waiting for the muscle to adjust, allowing us to go deeper... if the muscle allows... if it doesn't, we don't insist. Patience. When the muscle is ready, the flexibility will come. You must build up to the optimal level and, well....



8. You Cannot Practice Yoga Sporadically and Expect to Maintain the Optimal Level. I've seen it over and over. Person, let's call him Fred, comes to yoga consistently for a month. Now, Fred makes huge strides in his strength and flexibility, surprising himself at how quickly this occurs. Then Fred takes off a class... or three. Or seven. He comes back in, expecting to be exactly where he was and promptly hurts himself. Over and over again. So then he stops coming to yoga and revisits all the pain and trouble that brought him there in the first place, mentally and physically. Truth is, no matter where you were, if you do not practice consistently, you cannot expect to be able to maintain that level. The good news is once you pick your practice up again, you will quickly get back to where you were... but not if you insist on injuring yourself. Again, patience, grasshopper...



9. Everybody Can Do Yoga. Everybody. No matter how old. No matter how inflexible. I can't tell you how many times people have said to me, "oh I can't do yoga, I'm not flexible." WHAT? Did you come out of the womb able to walk? Like, how did you learn to do that? Ohhh, that's right... PRACTICE. That's why we call it practice. You may not be able to do what Suzy the acrobat next to you is doing but part of yoga is embracing what you can do. It doesn't matter that you have to sit on a chair to do cat and cow, do you think your spine cares? Nope, just your ego. Your spine is happy with the movement. And think about it, who do you want to make happy? Your spine? Or your ego? What's your ego done for you lately?



10. Yoga will Improve Your Bad Back, Shoulder, Knee, Hip, etc. This is tricky.. note I didn't say FIX. And notice rule #7. If you do not follow rule #7, yoga will help make your problem worse. Should you stop doing yoga? No. Should you learn to embrace rule #7? YES. I have had folks stop doing yoga because they thought yoga was injuring them (course, the suggestion that they were injuring themselves did not go over well) and then their problem became much, much worse. Mentally and Physically. I have also had folks who achieved dramatic results, "curing" their injuries, only to stop their practice cause they were better and guess what? Yep, they just re-injured their injury. Sigh, See rule #1. Yoga isn't a cure. It's a lifestyle. It's a practice. It's a discipline. You have to do it for it to work. You stop doing it, it stops working. I have had students who have had surgery, foot in a boot, come to yoga and do what they could... not even half of what the rest of the class could do. Was it frustrating for them? Yes. Was it useful? Absolutely! Not only did it help them recover quicker.... it taught them to focus on some of the other really important parts of their practice... like patience, acceptance... tolerance, embracing the breath and where you are today.


So there you have it... the down and dirty truth. If you want to learn mindfulness, get a strong, flexible body and spirit, come to yoga. But know that the results will definitely be based on the effort you put into practicing.... and it won't happen overnight. But stick with it and you will be amazed at what you will accomplish. And who you will become.



Namaste' with Love, Linna

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Message from God

"On this day of your life, Linda, I believe God wants you to know...
..that there are choirs singing in your head. If you listen,
you will hear the music. It is the song of angels.

Pay no attention to the sounds of the world. They are
just noises, and even when added up all together they
have no value, make no sense. Strain to hear the song
of angels. Listen to the melody within your soul."

Everyday I get a message from God. Some in my head, but mostly in my email inbox. It's stunning sometimes how coincidental they are... course there are no real coincidences, right?

All this week in my yoga classes, I've been chatting about being comfortable in relaxation. Being comfortable with quiet. Letting the quiet come within. I've been noticing some of my yogis are uncomfortable in a relaxation period that lasts more than 3 minutes. They fidget, they sometimes even get up and leave...

Some of my other yogis would stay in relaxation pose forever if I let them. They just go right out, some snore, others just die from exhaustion.. having pushed themselves waaaay past their limits, either in my class or in their life. (they don't call it Corpse pose for nothing!)

I talk a lot in my classes about letting go. Allowing the quiet to come to you. Not forcing... either in your poses or your meditation. Just waiting... alert...watchful...but completely relaxed. Not attaching to the outcome, being okay with whatever is. Buddhist, Hindu, Christian... they all talk of the witness, the one who watches and waits, becoming pure in the process. I wonder how many understand that the process is the enlightenment? Not a far off destination, a goal to achieve... but this moment of pure truth and acceptance. The absence of struggle. Nirvana.

Yesterday my 2nd class was small so I got to come down on the floor with them. (I am usually up on a stage and I don't like it... would rather be one with them but we run out of room and they want to see, so...yeah, anyway) I was in a quiet mood, reflective and happy, and I decided we needed to listen to Taize music. I don't normally play Taize because 1.) it's very Christian and I don't want to scare folks who are afraid of religion and 2.) it's got words and I prefer folks to be wordless, a whole nuther subject. But I love Taize and was feeling very self indulgent so I asked if they minded and played it very low.

Oh Taize! Choirs of angels! Repetitive, soothing, beautiful soaring voices... it just puts me in such a meditative zone, how I wish church was like this! Such simplicity... pure gratitude and worship..ahhhh. It makes me giddy and glad to be alive.

During relaxation, the music ended and there was silence in the Sanctuary. The music continued to drift through my consciousness like a gentle breeze... I was completely relaxed.. and completely aware. Witnessing the beauty of our breath, hovering on the edge of awake and asleep, the place where God lives. Meditation. Breath in and breath out. Feeling my hands were being held, my whole body gracefully being supported by the earth.

Afterwards, I asked the class what they thought of the music. Most made faces, LOL. But one, one of my favorite students came up to me quietly and said, "I don't know what it was, but I went deeper in meditation than I ever had.. I felt like I was floating..." It was the silence. That beautiful quiet... where you can hear the songs of angels singing in your head. And let go of the sounds of the world. That's just noise. Oh how I love when they 'get it'...

How did "God" know?

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Census

Just in case there was any doubt in your mind about what a goof I am, I will share with you my excitement over the Census coming out.

No, really, I am just over the top tickled. The Census? YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I feel like Steve Martin in The Jerk when the phone books come with his name in them. The Census is coming, the Census is coming-- OMG, It's HERE!!!

There's just something about being connected to something so ancient. Like Mary and Joseph returning to Bethlehem to be counted, giving birth to the baby Jesus. Knowing that the count would be one less if you weren't here. Our household is 4 more people! Stand up and be counted!

Remember I said I am a goof. Cut me slack. LOL, we all have our quirks.

So last week we get a card that says the Census will be here in a week and my anticipation starts to get all fevered pitched and what not.

ENVIRONMENTAL ASIDE: Why? In this computer age, why wasn't there an option to fill the census out online? Why are we wasting paper, postage, etc when the majority of folks could just go fill the survey out on their home computers thus saving a couple million dollars? They could have password protected it... holy moly, government is silly.

So anyways, yesterday the long awaited Census gets here. I clutch it to my chest, quickly counting... this is only the 3rd Census I've been able to fill out, what a moment. I run in the house, rip open the envelope and grab a pen, getting ready to sit down and fill it out right there and then. I'm wiggling in excitement... and then I read the first question:

1. How many people were living or staying in this house on April 1, 2010?

I get ready to put a big ole 4 in the box and my eyes catch the instructions above "Do not count anyone living away either at college or in the Armed Forces".

WWHHAAATTTTT?????

I read further: Leave these people off your form, even if they will return to live here...

WHAT??? REALLY??? Not count my baby? Are you kidding me???

I throw the form aside.

Forget you! If I can't count my baby, I'm not gonna count myself.

Stupid census. Just like Ralphie finding out his secret decoder was just an ad for Ovaltine, I am completely dejected. My household is 4. Not 3. I will not put 3 in the box. Even Mary & Joseph got to be counted at HOME.

Errgh. Now the government will have to waste more money coming to my door and asking me why I didn't fill out my survey.

QUICK ASIDE: Do you think maybe the winter was too long for me?

Additionally, Why April 1st? Am I supposed to be a mind reader? The sky could fall in by then. Ugh.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Breathe Deep

By now, I am sure everyone is sick to death of hearing about my trip to Florida. Barry & I don't get out much... at least beyond the perimeters of Bowie... so I know we both have been just going on and on about it. I'm sorry to everyone who has hidden us on their facebook news feed! LOL! I do feel as if I need to post a blog for posterity though, so feel free to just go to the next thing if you are sticking your tongue out at your computer screen, saying, "yeah, yeah, we KNOW you went to Florida!".

It was our 30th Anniversary and we wanted to celebrate BIG. Barry & I have never been wealthy, it's never been a big priority but we thought 30 years of dealing with each other's issues and surviving was reason to celebrate LOL. We were planning and researching all kinds of once in a lifetime trips... until our beautiful daughter got accepted into a truly once in a lifetime adventure and we felt that was a much better investment. My BFF recently moved to Florida and extended a generous invitation to have us come impose on their substantial hospitality and we jumped at the chance.

We are soooo glad we did! Jenny & Ron live in Boynton Beach, which is real close to Palm Beach, Ft. Lauderdale and within a couple hours of the Florida Keys. These are all places I have only dreamed of, never thinking I would actually get a chance to visit. We flew into Ft. Lauderdale and I was enchanted. When I was a kid, one of my all time favorite movies was "Where the Boys Are" which is set in Ft. Lauderdale. It looks just like the movie, I couldn't get the song out of my head the whole time we were there.

Jenny & Ron live in a gorgeous house with a huge screened in porch on the back that they call a lanai.
Lanai:

[lah-nah-ee, luh-nahy] –noun,plural-na·is. Hawaiian.
a veranda, esp. a fully furnished one used as a living room.


I spent every morning there drinking coffee and watching the palm trees sway in the wind. Jenny would join me, bundled up against the "cold", some days it went as low as 60! LOL After our winter, 60 degrees was absolutely balmy to me, I soaked it up!

Capt. Ron, as Jenny affectionately calls him, has a great boat. The very first full day we were there, knowing how much we love to boat, he generously offers to take us out. Generous because there were HUGE thunderstorms and rain on the horizon. Jenny seemed quite concerned. Barry & I, weather geek and thunderstorm enthusiast, were thrilled. BRING IT!!!! Barry & Ron seemed to bond quite nicely as they watched the radar and predicted how long we had til Gilligan's Island became a reality show starring us! It was soooo fun! We finally decided one of the storms may require us to get off the boat for a sec, so we docked at the West Palm Beach new... tie ups? docks? I dunno... and ran into a swank little waterside restaurant for the biggest plate of nachos I've ever seen. The bar was actually outdoors, but they had plastic screens to tie down so we sat outside while the winds howled and the lightning flashed. Ahhh, that was a great day!

Jenny had planned an itinerary for us, and Thursday was 'go to the Florida Keys' day! They were planning to take us to Key Largo (go ahead, start singing...) but as we were searching for a hotel, we kept going South and finally Capt. Ron said the magic words: Well, when will you get a chance to see Key West? We've come this far, may as well go the whole way! What he didn't see was Barry & I high-fivin' in the back seat...

We lucked out and got to stay in the most beautiful hotel/condo/townhouse, Tranquility Bay... in Marathon Keys... ahhh.

Here we are by the pool. In February...

This is the view from our room...


This is us at the Southernmost point in the USA...

I have been trying to finish this for 2 weeks so I'll continue later....










Monday, February 22, 2010

Normal?

Everything has been in such an upheaval for the last month. I've had so many folks tell me they just want to get back to normal. My teacher friends have loved it--my parent friends, not so much. It's an interesting case study to watch what happens when routines are completely broken... and not by choice, like vacation. My Reiki appointments have been very interesting, the energy is like a white fuzz, people feel detached from their bodies, mind in a fog.

It got worse as we all tried to go back to work. Trying to navigate the changes to our landscape, while dealing with people driving in this foggy, white fuzz state of mind has been brutal. I've tried to work my yogis a bit harder to get them back in touch with their bodies. If you ask them to hold a warrior pose for 10-15 breaths, they will rapidly remember where their thighs are!

I've been stressed. My schedule is always in an upheaval so I didn't have the confusion of navigating changes. In fact, other than one class, I just kept on working. I'm having the melt down (pardon the pun) now as I plan to disrupt my schedule with a trip to Florida. Such juggling! Crunching up my appointments, rearranging my classes before and after, figuring out how to work in rehearsals and retreats and lordy, how do you pack for going from ice/snow everywhere to 80 degrees?

Not that I'm complaining. In fact, the stress is because I know the minute that plane takes off, Bowie, snow, shows, classes, traffic will all disappear in a white fuzzy fog to be replace with a cold Landshark in the hot sun........ahhhhhhhhh! Stress? What Stress?

Maybe I won't come back.